I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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