And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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