This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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