I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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