i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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