Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I am mentally ready for anal.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
