Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
