Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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