Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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