Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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