I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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