if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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