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(512): View more from Texas

Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out

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(347): View more from New York

so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"

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(713): View more from Texas

then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I threw up into my coffee this morning.

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(516): View more from New York

I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.

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(845): View more from New York

The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us

(845): View more from New York

I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god

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(419): View more from Ohio

At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd

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