i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I enjoy the company of your penis
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Randomize
