i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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