There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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