Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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