I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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