Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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