Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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