So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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