so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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