I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
did you just send me my own nude
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Randomize
