What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Please don't give away my fajitas
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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