I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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