If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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