People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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