So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You pole danced in your parka.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Randomize