Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
If I die, sorry about rent.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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