She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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