i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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