question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Dicks are not precious.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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