does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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