this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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