Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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