He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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