This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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