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I can't watch pbs sober anymore

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(206): View more from Washington

What should our trivia night team be named?

(925): View more from California

Define Statutory

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(281): View more from Texas

I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.

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I'm coming over.

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(503): View more from Oregon

if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...

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(210): View more from Texas

A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

how do you know everyone's mad at you?

(925): View more from California

I just woke up feeling shameful

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(216): View more from Ohio

You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason

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