no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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