There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
