doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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