My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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