i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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