Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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