I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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