I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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