im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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