Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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