Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
i came on her dog
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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