You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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