On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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